Lyric of the Week

“I want to know who’s allowed to breed

All the dogs who never learned to read

Missionary politicians

And the cops of the new religion!”

- “East Jesus Nowhere” – Green Day

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Lyric of the Week

“But man I ain’t never seen an ass like hers

That pussy in my mouth had me lost for words”

- “Lollipop” – Lil’ Wayne

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Lyric of the Week

“Don’t waste your time

Or time will waste you.”

- “Knights of Cydonia” – Muse

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Lyric of the Week

“I’m not the one who acted like a ho

Why must I be the one who has to know?”

- “Spare Me the Details” – The Offspring

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Lyric of the Week

“Wakin’ up next to a beautiful girl.

Step outside and say hello to my beautiful world.

Grandma’s cookin’ breakfast she makes pancakes the best.

I check my MySpace and I got a lot of friend requests.

(Yes!)”

- “Yes” – LMFAO

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Lyric of the Week

“She’s smart

And she’s sweet

And she knows all of the cheats

Her thumbs are lightning fast

At Tekken she’ll beat your ass”

- “The Girl at the Video Game Store” – Parry Gripp

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Lyric of the Week

“Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,

Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna…”

- “Gucci Bandana (ft. Gucci Mane and Shawty Low)” – Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em

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What the $@#& is Alex Listening to Now?

Artist of the Week:

Lil Wayne

Album of Choice: Tha Carter III

Genre: Hip-Hop

Who would have guessed that Weezy’s long-delayed follow-up to the moderately successful Tha Carter II would be such a worldwide sensation?  Heavily lauded by fans and critics alike, 2008’s Tha Carter III set a new standard for the ailing world of hip-hop, bringing grade-A production values, clever wordplay and undeniably moving beats to the table.  And while Lil Wayne’s contemporaries may get bogged down in the over-exposition of featured guests, Tha Carter’s lengthy list of collaborators including Jay-Z and T-Pain only enhance the performance.  From the chart-topping hit “Lollipop” to worthy club entries such as “Got Money” and “Mrs. Officer,” this album shines in quality and consistency.

The outlook on Lil Wayne’s future, however, appears rather murky.  With the “rock” expedition known as Rebirth to be released in mid-August, the public will soon see a side to him that is probably better left unexplored.  The lukewarm reception of first single “Prom Queen” has made many fans skeptical of whether or not Weezy can successfully complete this genre leap.  However, if any artist can make such a drastic change, you can bet that he is the one to do it.  And if he should fail, he will always have the in-production Tha Carter IV to fall back on.

A true genius of the trade, Lil Wayne has proved that the public is still willing to dish out $18 for an entire album.  His triple platinum magnum opus shows that even in the iPod age, when our libraries are permanently set on shuffle, that there is still room for ingenuity, cohesion and consistency across a playlist.

Listen to This: “Got Money”

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- Alex Welter

Lyric of the Week

“Looking round the room,

I can tell that you

Are the most beautiful girl in the… room.

In the whole wide room.”

- “The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)” – Flight of the Conchords

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Lyric of the Week

“Bitch gone ask me to come with her to grocery shop

I told her straight up like this, ‘no siree bob!’

That’s not my job, I don’t do that

I’m a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that”

- “Not My Job” – Mac Dre